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Straight couple jumpscare (me thirsting over a fictitious boy from a book I wrote myself)

Straight couple jumpscare (me thirsting over a fictitious boy from a book I wrote myself) | image tagged in horny 4 horns lmao,i'm clearly the one on the left,my obsession with making picrews bc i can't get hrt | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Also, I'm darker than this. Like if I was made out of oak wood. Hate it when the color gradient skip from "The darkest brit" to "morocco"
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Fr
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Also, I NEED SOME BOOTS FFS, BUT I WEAR A 47,5
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Wow, idk what that is in America but I'm a size 12 and shoes are so expensive
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13,5.
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Wow
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Yeah, I don't need rackets in the snow.
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I haven't seen snow in like 3 years
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I haven't since before the pandemic.
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Damn
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Yeah, I gotta go to the tallest f**king mountain in my country to see snow. And it's there for like 2 weeks so like... F**k the canary islands.
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Just saw regulus' ahego goes over the horn and f**k.
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Awww this is cute :3

Good job
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Thx. Need a gyaru femboy in my life tbh.
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Yo hit me up

(/hj, I’m not necessarily gyaru but I’m kinda close. At least, i could be, with enough time and dedication. Anywho, I’m just being silly, I’m flirty with ppl all the time)
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Yeah, same. The gyaru I just mean dark skin and blonde. Which is kind of common here in the canary islands, as some of us descend from the guanches and our skin tone varies a lot. Like the guanche embalmers who spent all their time in caves were fully white, but I know people who if they didn't get hit by the sun would be fully white that seem fully black.
Also, I don't like to E-date so like...
Also, I also sobe turning people red, dw, it's a fun passtime.
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Ik, k was jokin anyways

Also I’m white af :(
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Yeah, all I'm saying is that even if it wasn't joking, not really comfy with that. And also, just in case bc I've confessed to people to then be like "Nah, just joking, please don't be uncomfy", so as I said, making sure.
I'm also pretty white. As I said, oak wood. But if I wasn't deadly dysphoric whenever I go outside, I'd be way darker, and that's the plan when I get on hrt.
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Okay, sorry. I won’t be silly like that again.

Anyways, have a good one
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Nah, dw, dw, I was just makin sure, I wasn't uncomfy. As I said, I also enjoy that kind of shit. Like I can be in a fight wholly wrestling, getting pinned against a wall and say "ooo kinky". Ive licked peoples faces while wrestling.
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