jesus christ mary mother of satan's left nipple its like my hand is made out of urethras-

"these are my daughters, Morgan and Cynthia. I love them and I will protect them with my life. and if you say anything about them, I'll have you pick a god and pray"
-Antdude

"Hello boys, girls, and squirrels-"

“Who cares? Other people now get to play a video game. Wow. Imagine having that sad pathetic life where the only thing you value and your hobby is that you can play a game that other people can’t.”

KITTY! What are you doing out here? Did I not see you before?

*meow*

ohohoho you’re so Portuguese

-and each and every one is having a red hot catheter put in and ripped out five times every second. My very being is on fire. My only desire left is for death himself to bless me with sweet relief.

"howdy doody everyone, im wambu"

Peppy I can see your genitals in those shorts”
“I want you to untie your shoes and let them get sucked up into the treadmill :)”
“okay p**is man where you taking me”
“please give me more cocaine, father”
“it seems like it’s gotten far more erect!”
“daddy need his juice! >:(“
“yeah, I shot Nikola Tesla in the chest and he died, I can guarantee”
“unless you’re Elon musk listening to this eat so many lightbulbs oh my god eat so many lightbulbs”
“but then I had to reconsider because arven’s dad is hot”
“I like men”
“Nuh uh, I ain’t putting no thick sweet shit in my mouth”
“I hate women you see… It’s kind of my thing. I make it my personality!”
“I may be pretty gay but let me get straight to the point”
“I’m going to put a gun in my mouth”
”testicle me!”
“get quesadilla’d idiot”
“I tuned out for 2 minutes are you guys licking each other”
“Murder!! :)”
“everyone hates to see a girl boss like me winning”
“I need chloroform”
“look at me funny monkey, watch me spin a plate on a stick wooo”
“I’M SO SEXY!!!”
“hold on let me just consult with my Italians to see if they know anything”
“shoutout to everyone in the friendlocke discord server, f**k you guys”
“curse upon your families”

"sextillion" -Vsauce

Im a huge fan of azfk, crowranaburger and chadtronic but i forgot some of their quotes