DOC, IT'S LIKE I HAVE OCD, I CONSTANTLY WANT TO EITHER SCRATCH OR LICK MYSELF! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. IS THIS A BAD TIME TO TELL YOU I'M A CAT? YEAH... WE'VE BEEN GETTIN HIGH AF ON CATNIP FOR LIKE 3 DAYS ON YOUR COUCH. ALSO I THINK WE HAVE FLEAS. ALSO I CAN'T TALK.