Bro, what kind of card is this.

I name my deathcards my XBOX username, which ends in 01
Every time I die I increase the number
so far an 02 and 03 card exist
I haven't even beaten one boss

i beat Prospector like 1st try

I have the stout, stinkbug, and the stunted wolf

Hadn't even played the game for like an hour

I have the stout and stinkbug
my stout is looking more cubey than normal
I almost beat the prospector
but then starvation set in

My stout looks like a robot 😭

Also

Subject 17 is a goated card actually
He does 3 damage, is FREE, lowers the power of an opposing card by one, becomes more powerful after one turn, and forces flying enemies to hit him

WHAT

The old man watching me place down Subject 17 yet again

you're gonna give leshy a heart attack in his mushroom heart bro

I also stabbed myself in the eye and got a cool eye that let me see secret writing

I heard there was a secret that you find when you give yourself a goat's eye and look at the black goat card

Next time I have the chance to stab my own eye out I'll do that

you had better jump at the opportunity to gouge your eye out, young man

I saw the pliers and was like "Oh, I'm probably gonna use it on the scale"

*rips tooth out*

yeah I was surprised too
"So.. h-how do I use these pliers???"
"teeth."
"..w-wh--"
"pull out your teeth."

"How will I use the dagger then"
*aims dagger at eye*

me watching leshy bestow upon me the noose item
for ending matches

Also, this

This is peak

sqirl

Infinite squirrel

No starvation
If you sacrifice them they go back in your hand

YOOOOOOO

It's actually goated

*squirreled

infinite squirrel glitch