20 feet all directions

I will do 3rd degree murder

yay

How big?

title

Cuddle :3

u sure?

im fat and ugly asf

I refuse to believe That

You’re prolly beautiful

the disillusionment you will feel is crazy

Dude, I don’t judge like that

If you’re chubby, who cares?
If you’re ugly, I don’t care. My standards are “if they have a cute personality I’ll forget how they look and they’ll be beautiful to me”
Btw I meant the last statement as a reassuring thing, not a rude one

hm. thanks, i guess.

Sorry I worded it wrong

I bet you’re f**kin great dude, don’t think bad about yourself

Plus, I’m prolly uglier than you. I look like a British skinwalker mixed with Nat and Slenderman poured into a bowl made of overcooked toast

you probably dont even look that bad lol

I do tho 😭

well its whatever

you have a head

i shall pat it

*pat pat*

You have a body I shall cuddle it
*cuddles*

You have feelings I shall praise you
F**kin cutie

You have a face i shall kiss it (/hj)
*kiss*

You have a dick- okay I’m being silly now. But don’t let people get to you, you’re amazing.

im gonna ignore the bottom one

so ty

but also im not cute so shut it

I was joking on the very last one

So dw

But also you are cute so shut it

nope

nuh uh

no proof

Yep

Yuh uh

Proof is overrated

pics or ur wrong

Gulp

Fine imma face reveal but like prolly tomorrow or on Saturday

wait i didnt expect that to work what

F**k it imma face reveal for a second

In comments

Nvm imma send it as a private message

uhhh idk

video games

or therapy because you need it

i dont need therapy man im fine

why do you still wanna kys then

uhhhhhh

look man if i repeat it enough it'll become true just trust me