- make sure that lgbtq rights are still intact but affirm that trans teens cannot get gender care until they are 21, thats usually when they stop developing. although they can take testosterone and estrogen pills when they are 18
- make it law so that safe abortion (baby removal that doesnt kill it and freezes the embyro) is the only legal abortion, if you are caught doing abortion that kills you will be jailed for 2 years max (if you were assaulted sexually and had to do abort it that way you will do 6 months of community service as well as one month in jail)
- increase the jail sentence for the act of pedophilia and sexual assault to life
- affirm that women will have an equal amount of rights as men do
- you know those absolutely diabolical baby and toddler shirts? yeah f**king ban those altogether
- if you are from a different country and have a PhD in something and you result as overqualified you get the job. so many people dont know what the f**k theyre doing these days and the overqualification shit is f**king stupid
- trunk or treat is now outlawed. TAKE YOUR F**KIN KIDS DOOR TO DOOR ON HALLOWEEN NOT IN SOME PARKING LOT WHERE THEY CAN GET HIT BY A TRUCK.
- you can now register an animal as an emotional support pet and that classification will fall under the service pet classification, although you will not be able to take them to restaurants or places with wild animals
- coupons for restaurants are now a bylaw, weekly you will get a coupon flyer bundle with retsaurants including McDonalds, Dairy Queen, A&W, KFC, Popeyes, Burger King and Wendys
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