(ignore my ramble I just got ticked by this post)
The SCP Wiki has several guidelines in place and a 3 month long greenlight and crit process designed to keep things like that away from the "official canon". It's designed so shit ideas, like the parking meter that causes the balls of everyone in a 200 meter radius to explode, stay away from the actually good writing.

yeah

Yeah that’s fair but there’s literally a sledgehammer that turns anything it hits at a high enough speed into salsa where’s the craziness limit?

Uhhhh
There is none?

Oh. I see

Theres one thats just a spoon that breaks your spine if you hold it.

I'd really appreciate if you could read this.

https://imgflip.com/i/99euvn

Fun fact

There's the scp-297 that is a vibrator that works as a miniature nuclear reactor