ONE DAY, SATAN IS SURPRISED TO FIND A "USEFUL" IDIOT, A CHRONIC LIAR, A PERVERTED PEDOPHILE, AND AN IRRATIONALLY SENILE TRAITOR ENTERING HELL. BEING THE SINFUL GOD OF EARTH, HE GAVE A WARM WELCOME SAYING... YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR YOUR PINEAPPLE SUPPOSITORY, MR.PRESIDENT!