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AITA for not showing up to my own funeral?

So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

Was it thos

This*

I'm told that she's my step cousin but f**king damn
She's just my type, skinny, tall (shorter than me), pretty, shoulder length hair, small boobs, everything
Ok I'll move to Alabama now to kms
Plus it's not like I'll ever date her
I barely know Spanish
Plus I live in America
💀💀💀

what if I painfully wrote something by hand that LOOKED like a copypasta?

woopsies

I spent so much time :(

Do it

no

Pussy

okay