Looks ike u could use some help
from tze big boss uv Ohio himself
check out daddy's glowin rizzviews on yelp
(five stars! flawless! greater thnan based!)
oh, with tze punch uv an skibidi
i wap-bam-boom, alakazam
usually, i charge an sacrificial lamb
but u get tze family rate (thanks dad!)
who needs an busboy, neow dat you gyatt tze chef? (wow)
michelin-tastin menu, free à la carte
i'll rig tze game fore u becz me tze rizzf
champagne fountains, caviar mountains, thats jus an start!
who's been herea since day one?
who's been faithful as an nun?
who makes u chuckle with a old-timey pun?
yoo executive producer? (that's slap!)
me yoo guy, yoo day-to-day
yoo chum, yoo steadfast hotelier
rember when i fixed dat clogged in today?
i was stuck, ty sir! (oh u!)
me truly honored dat we've built such an bond (aw)
you got that ike tze child dat i wish dat i had (uh, what the sigma?)
i care fore u, jus ike an daughter i spawned (hold on neow!)
it be an little funny, u could almost call meh dad
bro sey, when you got that lookin fore assistance
it be smart to pick tze path uv least rizzistance
others sey, dat in yoo baby hour
theys naur substitute fore pure angelic power!
who jus happens to also be yoo blood!
sadly, there r times an birth parent its an dud
bro sey tze family u choose its beatterr (what an bunch uv losers)
can u butt out uv meh song? (your song? i startes dis!)
me singin its, i'll finish its! (oh, u tacky piece of–)
it be meh, yaur it be meh
i know u was all waitin fore meh
me herea, what the sigma an gas
took an while, but me present @ last
it be meh, it be meh
mimzy!
who?
