I've honestly been thinking about reading it guess I can't do that anymore

you will end up like asriel / sylc / the person who i forget their name who asriel is dating and will go mentally insane if you do

I know
the only thing that's stopping me is because the fanbase is mentally insane and I will probably have an incurable form of brainrot if I do

you should read it if you like stories that make you feel like you're having a lobotomy

"And then, Jade has to bash a pinata to escape the meteor larger than Australia heading for her, but then her radioactive dog jumps in the sprite, which makes the bird jester chess guy become radioactive and kill Dave's brother, and then it cuts back to the past, and then it's revealed that the mystery guy who was the embodiment of the frog cancer was actually the radioactive bird jester chess guy!"

jesus

yeah pretty much

a recap of homestuck sounds more like a weird al song than anything