It’s just so much more pleasing for me to look at

English is f**king weird

Yeah

Why we gotta have different pronunciations for gh whenever it's part of a word?
There's ghillie (the h is silent)
Then there's dough (where dafuq is the g)
And then we have tough (gh makes an f sound)

Lets face it
English is a stupid language!
Because if we examine its paradoxes we find that

There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
Neither pine or apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor a pig
If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Why isn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught
Why didn’t the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the f**k does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
A house is burning up as it burns down
And you fill out a form
By filling it's in!

There's "fun" in "funeral" too

Who said that a ring had to be circular?

Fun fact: I’m pretty sure frenching is some sort of method chefs used to cut stuff, so that’s where French fries came from

“Let’s find these phantoms already.”
“Don’t say the F-word, they don’t like that.”
“Wha- what F-word???”

P

What are you? British?

No, but it looks better to me for some reason

Heavens No!