My euphisms for "jacking off"

i wanna ink your bits

The fact you're commenting this on my post isn't making this any better especially since you asked me out once when I clearly just wanted to be friends with you

bro i was just adding a euphanism😭

You said "your"
Implying that you doing it to me

well i can't exactly say "i wanna ink my bits" that's weirder

That sounds less off

really?

is it weirder to say "i wanna jerk off " rather than "i wanna jerk SOMEONE off"

no

but its more weirder to say "i wanna ink my bits" than to say "i wanna ink YOUR bits"?

yes it is, but i get your point.

huh?

Mine:
Zorking it
Zonkling it
Spackling
Child ejection

wheres tingling the dingle

correction: tingling the dingling

If you don't show the toy favorite you're banned from touching

You're gonna be my favorite toy in a minute here if you don't stfu

What the f**k you're a Splatoon not a toy do it

"You're a splatoon"

“you’re a Splatoon”
what the f**k!
what that mean!

big dick randy coming back on halloween?

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