I looked in your freezer

You’ve heard of testicular torsion, now get ready for dickular torsion! (The fact that torsion was one of the auto-type options after testicular 💀)

I checked LMAOOO 💀💀💀

Well its No Nut Novemb. so don't

maybe if i... AAAAAAAAAAAAA

imagine if someone took this serriously :skull

You can’t

Yeah i know

Oh, nah, it’s just *instantaneous pain*

Oh

I already did that

What's step 2 now

It doesn't hurt to much...

not doing that because I don't wanna fail

Ah.
Free at last...
O gabriel
Now dawns thy reckoning
and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man
Creature of steel...
My gratitude upon thee for my freedom
but the crimes thy kind have commited aganist humanity
are NOT Forgotten
And thy punishment...
is DEATH.

this real breh

Twist your dong counterclockwise, 1/12 of a turn and hold it there for an hour.