Dad: "What are you going to carve this year?"
Me: "I don't know."; ALSO ME: SEES NOTHING IN THE CALENDAR FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS... *SLITS HAND OPEN WITH SLAP BRACELET WHILE MAKING TOOLS*; ME:; *sees the light*; "TIME TO CARVE MY PUMPKIN."; SCHOOL: PUTS PIC IN THE FACEBOOK PAGE AND THE WEEKLY BLAST. KIDS AT SCHOOL:; "what!?"
