Republic of Texas announcement template (thanks celestial)

99% you survive

I am ze Ubermensch

80% you survive

i'm asexual, so-

failing 100%

how??

you look like a gooner

tf-?
nein, i literally saw shit and about threw up. (ja it was sex related. the internet is f**ken disgusting at times)

ok, 10% you fail

i'll prove you wrong.

F**king hard

60% you survive

arghenshmargh

70% you survive

h

50/50

I'm AroAce so...

99.99999% you survive

Amazing

he's gonna say you'll fail.
im asexual and he said I'm gonna fail.
he's lying.

He said that I'll survive
And I probably will since I haven't pleased myself in more than 16 years (I'm 16)

damn. i'm 14-

45% you survive

I think I can survive this one

good luck with that then

I'm a minor so I ain't gonna do the sussy type shit

yeh same

This ain't too hard for minors