Basic rules

(up is draden with the blue fire)
down is jason with a 2 z on his shirt)
jason:OMG CAN I PET THE CAT PLZZZZZZZZ
draden:ughhh sorry about my younger brother *whispers* he was adhd

Middo:yea you can per her
Poptare:MROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

jason:*pets* *Squeals of cuteness* she is so cute
draden:more ignoring less retardedness jason

Poptart:*barks*

jason:*crys*
draden:*drags jason to the car
jason:LET ME F**KING GO

*sad kitty*

jason:*punches draden very hard* and goes back to hug middo on accident* oh i-i-i-im so sorry

Middo:It ok *pats*

jason:*blushes*
draden:GET OVER HERE YOU SIMP F**K

??? also middo is 23)
Middo:????

(jason is 21)
jason:take me with you

MEMECHAT?????? imgflip.com/memechat?invite=nMG1cd5vqxlXtJ9Uubyk78GKouDE9uwS

Aloerian (half a plant and half a human being): "hi there girl! Aww what a cute kitten u have in ur hand :D can I pet it?"

*pets*

Poptart:MROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Aloerian : "...is this a threat or what?"

Middo:no....shes just crazy

Aloerian: " oh okay! I forgive it! Animals don't think so it probably did it on accident :D {and I swear if it did it on purpose...Then I'll turn my Asian side on +_+}"

(Poptart is a little crazy.....had too much tuna)
Middo:I-
Poptart:Mew

Aloerian: "holy shit ur cat is mewing help 😭"

Poptart:*long MROW*
Middo: uhhhhhhh

*aloe shows up from behind me*
Aloe: "h-hey! L-Leave aloerian alone u evil cat!"
Aloerian: "aloe it's okay..."

Poptart:*licks*

*aloe is soo embarrassed that he will dig a hole and jump in it*

*licks*

*aloe ran away from the cat crying*
Aloerian: " ._."

*sad kitty*

Aloerian: "{how the hell is the kitty sad?} So uh..."

(she lick to show friend)
Middo:?

(Plants become nervous when licked bcs animal's spit has amylase)
Aloerian: " this is soo embarrassing and awkward ngl ;-;"

*licks Aloerian*

Aloerian :"{lucky me I'm half a plant and half a human being} Aww :) "

*lick*

Aloerian: " {...When will it stop?} And also kitty be careful bcs I'm half of an aloe so I'm kinda full of spikes so don't scratch urself"

*stops*

Aloerian: "...ooookaay! um...what hour is it?"

???
12?

Aloerian: " OH SHIT IM LATE I FORGOT TO FEED CHOMPER! uh...! Here! *gives u some seeds that will grow into talking sunflower* Bye!!1!!11!!!1"

"?"

*aloerian left u with seeds that will grow into...talking sunflower?*

*?*

*when aloerian left middo in confusion, she decided to plant these seeds*

"..."

((Okay I think I made u very confused, let's end it here, or u wanna continue?))

((keep going))
Poptart:*Mew*

((Okay!)) *Then middo wanted to test the seeds*
Plant the seeds? {Yes} {no}

{yes}
Poptartz:*in a tree*

*then a sunflower with a face showed up*
Sunflower: "HELLO!!! :3"

(PVZ SUNFLOWER :3)
Middo: :o

((Wait r u a pvz fan?Me too!!!))
Sunflower: "HI THERE GIRL! :D
IM SUNFLOWER!! 11! BUT U CAN CALL ME SUNNY! ^w^"

(Ye I played it when I was younger)
poptart:*mew*

Sunny(sunflower): "soo what is ur name girl? Don't be shy
\(^-^)/"

"Middo"
Poptart:*in tree*

Sunny: "what a cute name ♥.♥ , oh! Who's that cute furr ball in the tree?"

Middo:Poptart
Poptart:MROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.....mew

Sunny: " Aww OwO, well what can we do girl? We can go to the mall, use make up or even go meet some fwiends <3 "

???:hugs middo from behind*

Sunny: "mhm?"

???:what the-
Middo:Z babe.......we seen worse
POptart:*Mew*

Sunny: "Aww it's ur bf :D hiii!!"

Z/Zane:hi.......
*his eyes where slightly dilated*
Middo:*to Z* babe....you ok?
Potato:*stuck in the tree*

Sunny: " I'm sowwy for interrupting u guys :("

Middo:its ok
Poptart:*MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW*

((Okay ur cat is no.1 in the world for mewing help 😭😭))
Sunny: "*spits out little suns* oops 0_0"

Poptart:MROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Middo:*lick Z fr no reason*
Z/Zane:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sunny: "uh...m-middo?"

(??)
Middo:hm?

Sunny: "I was born since 10 min, but what the actual freak did u just do?" ((Sunflower never swear >;)))

Middo:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Z?Zane:lick me

Sunny: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE IS PEASHOOTER PLZ SAVE ME 😭 "

*THE ZOMBIES THERE COMING*

*while u goofballs were waffling aloerian came with chomper and peashooter with him*
Aloerian: "hi-AHH WHERE DID THE ZOMBIES COME FROM?! Oh and also u planted sunny :D"
Sunny: "ALOERIAN SAVE ME THEY R BEING SUSPICIOUS 😭 "

Poptart:*crying for help*
Middo:*climbs*

*then the plants were fighting for their life*
Peashooter: *intense shooting*
Chomper: "*eats a zombie* RAH THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!! *eats another zombie*
Aloerian: "OKAY SUNNY STAY WITH THEM AND GIVE THEM SUN! I'LL FIND A PLANTFOOD! "

:p

Aloerian: " WHAT R U WAITING FOR?! COME!"

*Z/Zane:*caught poptart*

Aloerian: "okay uh...usually there r lime colored leaves on some trees, let's check the tree where poptart was on!"

Poptart:*coved in them*

Aloerian: " ._."

*mew*

Aloerian: "aight fam come here *grabs poptart*"

*farts*

Aloerian: "*sigh* u had to ruin the moment didn't u?"

(the catz?)

Aloerian: "ANYWAYS! *picks the leaves from poptart* LET'S GO BACK TO THEM!"

ye

Aloerian: "...wait what were we doing?"

*getting eatien*

Aloerian: "WADDAAHEEEEEEEEL!?!??!? *kills the zombie with spiky vines* oh no! Wait...I'm half a plant so I can heal u ._."

":P"

*heals u*

*on Z's head*

Aloerian: "..ur the weirdest girl I have ever met, and I like that >:) "

Poptart:*elephant sized dump*

Aloerian: "blud ate taco Bell 😭"

(yep)
Poptart: mrow

Aloerian: "I don't know at this point" *then peashooter and chomper were running towards us*

Poptart:*licks the poo /j*

*eats self*

Aloerian: "u ain't no snake to do that"

*eats poo*

Aloerian: "welp...I will vanish, a Bueno adiós master"*then he vanished*

"uh"

Sunny: "WAIT TAKE ME WITH U!!"

Poptart:*eats self*

*Sunny cuts it's head off*

X-X
Middo: :p

((Wait wasn't middo dead bcs she ate herself?))

Poptart ate herself

Peashooter: "*terrified mumbling*
Chomper: "

Middo:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭v

Chomper: "*launches at middo*

Z?Zane:*low growl and yank middo behind him*

Chomper: "GRR STAY AWAY SHE KILLED SUNNY! "
Peashooter: " ._. "

*roar*

Chomper: "Naw u humans r complicated 😭"

(I mean they were experimented on....an middo is Z's gf soooooo)
Z/Zane?:....

*Peashooter then grabs plantfood and eats it*
Peashooter: *energized intense mumbling*

Uhhh

*then the peashooter activated it's plantfood ability on u*

Z/Zane:*snaps*

*keeps shooting*

*dragon form*

Middo:*trying to calm Z*

*extreme chaos* *Chomper grabs a phone*
Chomper: "CALL FOR HELP!! CALL FOR HELP!! RED LEAF!! I REPEAT!! RED LEAF!!"

Middo:*calm*

*Then u see these coming from the sky*

(SNAP DRAFON)
Z:roars*

Snapdragon: *roars louder*

Poptart:*moos*

*Then snapdragon burns poptart*

Middo:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Chomper: "U IDIOT!! U BURNT THE WRONG ENEMY!!"
snapdragon: " ._. "

Middo:*sobbing* NOT POPTART

Chomper: " 😭 abt it"
Peashooter: "😭"
Chomper: "NO NOT U"

Poptart: mrow
Middo:NANI

Chomper: "nvm burn everything +_+"

Middo:*get herself and poptart out of there*
Z:*unfazed cause he's a dragon ad fire proof*

Chomper: "HOLY SHIT IT ISN'T WORKING!! BLACK LEAF!! U HEARD ME RIGHT! BRING THE NUKE!!"

Poptart :8farts*

Random guy : TACTIC ON THE NUKE! INCOMIIIING! !!!!!!!

(DOOOM SHOOM)
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Z:*I'm still standing*

Z:*nom*

*Z ate Chomper...but then he feels dizzy...*

*puts him down*

*Chomper is poisoned*

Poptart:*licks*

*Z is feeling rly dizzy rn and he fell*

*loud thud and almost landed onto poptart but didnt*

*ur infinite weighted sins is killing u =)*

Z:*his body starts to glow

*angels starts singing*

Middo:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

*his body flies to the light*