HELLO, I AM TROLLG- I- I MEAN TROLLEY. I AM AN ORDINARY HUMAN BEING WITH NORMAL INTERESTS. I LIKE TO EAT HUM- UHH- I MEANT PANCAKES. HI, I'M TROLLFACE, THE PROTAGONIST. IDK HOW I GOT HERE. BTW I HAVE THE ABILITY TO MURDER OTHERS WITH MY PRANKS. HELLOOOOOO!!!! MY NAME IS RAGE FACCCCCCCE!!!!!!!!! I ALWAYS GET TROLLED FROM HIMMMMMMMMMM!!!! THIS IS WHY I LOOK LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! HI I'M DERPINA, ONE OF TROLLFACE'S FRIENDS. A WEIRD GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE HIM TRIED TO DROWN ME ONCE, BUT I ESCAPED. I'VE HEARD HE GOT IMPRISONED FOR 10 YEARS, BUT WHAT SCARES ME THE MOST IS THAT HE GOT FREED AT HALLOWEEN. GANG; ARE; TOGETHER; A; WE; Yes I know that you know where I am.
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