This person is an actual idiot. The phrase means that Jesus has the answers to your life’s problems, Jesus doesn’t have a pancake recipe or something else you might Google

lmao

I get the joke, but the OP is a dumbass. The comment was a little funny tho

WHAT THE FU-

Can’t ask Jesus how to commit arson

lol

Jesus doesn’t have tails fanart :(

All porn watchers gonna jump off a bridge after I tell them that if they do, I will give them free porn; but really I’m just exterminating them.

I ain't asking Jesus for Loona vore

Hold up for what

You heard me ;3

O_O

:3

Uhh

>w<

o_ō

0w0

You cant be serious

I.....am serious
I am a vore addicted Loona simp

This is a joke right?

I.... Am serious

You cant be why would someone be obsessed with that

/srs
Because
I.... Am a f**king degenerate
People are degenerate that have weird ass fetishes

Dont believe you lmao

Ask MSMG about this

It's true