soda's dumb little bingo

My daughter had this piñata. I couldn’t f**king remember what character it was for some reason, but she said it reminded her of a Dorito. A demonic Dorito. Her f**king brother is playing with it 24/7 without getting bored. She and her brother decided to name it Bill. Specifically after me. What a causal name because what the F**K were they thinking using that thing as a piñata???

f**kin mental illness bingo

My sigmas is a gooner, she would rizz you if you knew her
gng cant know I fw her,
cuz theyd say that I'm a beta
I'm a full sigma, and she knows It,
she was the one that taught me to goon, shed told me "I'll teach you how edge soon"
and when I did what she told me, she said "beta I'm proud of you"
Ive been trying to keep a mew streak
so she better not mog me, or ill tell the world she queefs
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EDGE TILL IT HURTS AND KEEP MEWINW SO YOU DONT GET MOGGED EVERY NIGHT, DROP SKIBIDI RIZZ AND ASK IF SHE PLAYS FORTNITE ASK IF SHE WATCHES AAAAAADIN ROSS IF SHE DONT THEN YO UCAN TELL HER GOODBYE