P.U.M.P.K.I.N. announcement (thanks corpse)

making it illegal for me to leave office

Ban Zoophiles from the country

Execute every pedophile
get everyone a house
make zoos illegal everywhere
make food affordable
leave

all but 3 is good

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dawg, I don't wanna pay 1k+ to see a f**kin giraffe

i agree..i’m sorry. Zoos will stay and you can see all the giraffes you like! Free candy :)

TAKE MY VOTE MR PRESIDENT

W

W

get assassinated

Lower pineapple prices and up tomato prices

probably get assassinated

id resign
dont wanna get murdered

I would make America a little bit better

real

Build more houses and give it to the homeless
Reduce the inflation impact from covid
Put funding toward genetic science and technology
from no. 3, invent genetic cloning machines

get everyone here some bitches