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NEW ORLEANS SAINTS YEAHHHHHH

y'all choking harder then a pornstar rn

5/10

Green bay

7/10
respect for whooping the cowboys

Carolina Gamecocks

1/10 they suck ass

lmao

Los Angeles rams ig

3/10 how y'all beat the vikings

🤷

rate the lions

9/10
probs going to the superbowl this year

real asf

New York Giants

2/10 they cant do shit against philly

aight bet square up against us then

we whooped y'all's ass look up eagles vs giants

win a few more super bowls and then call yourselves better

y'all ain't done shit since 2012

mistyped

ya'll only did shit in 2018

made it to the superbowl in 2022
made it to the playoffs in 2023
made one of the best trades ever
made it to the playoffs in 2021
made it to the playoffs in 2020
y'all?
ain't even close

Giants appeared in the playoffs 33 times

ya'll only made it 30 times

last playoff was nearly 10 years ago
sounding like a cowboys fan rn

ok fair enough

also F**K no we are not the cowboys don’t ever say that shit again

cowboys

f**k the cowboys
eagles are better
1/10

I know but there my state team

I know but there my state team