Today I walked in on my deadbeat son j*cking off in his room. In my house. IN MY HOUSE. Who does this f**ker think he is. I had to tell him, so I told him, if you whack it again in MY HOUSE, I will grab my f**king 20 volt Dewalt weedwhacker and use it to whack your schlong into bits of dust like grass bits except its schlong bits and instead of being green its blood red because you're f**king bleeding out like a loser, not very sigma. Be a sigma and whack the weed, not your schlong.