(rookie mistake posting female here😭)
shes a mother??

Canon, she is a mother of three
(this is not my first rodeo)

She looks like she would space out regularly

she is Caseoh's identical twin

Clumsy af

Yes

Grew up in a small town with not a lot to do

Canon

She did a lot of stupid dangerous things with her friends as a teen but really wants to make sure her kids don't do anything anywhere near that stupid

Yes.

awful depth perception

Yes

Can do sick tricks
on a scooter

LMFAO
Yes

"ma'am you can't bring a scooter to a skate pa--
OHH???
NVM MB BRO"

LMFAOO

she saw a bird get hit by a baseball from a game once

and cried for twenty minutes

Lauren's parents watching her suddenly start screaming and crying after staring at the sky for like 5 minutes

"did you look straight at the sun again"

"BIRDDDD"

"what about them"

"BASEBALL"

"What"

"HIT THE BIRD"

"...oh."

"UWAAAA"

She secretly watches skibidi toilet

I'm secretly gonna find you

I'm secretly gonna help you