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So i revamped the lyrics a little

So i revamped the lyrics a little | I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FOURTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD I'M OUT OF DIMES, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN THE WORST THEY KNOCKED ME OUT, BUT STILL, MY BEERS, THEY FIND MY DOOR I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO TO ABSOLUTELY NO LORE LIFE'S KINDA TIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE BAR WOAH-OH-OH THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES WOAH-OH-OH I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FOURTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD FROM THE BEER TO THE KEYS, TO THE CAR, TO THE TREE WHERE'S MY BEER? THAT'S MY BLING ALWAYS KIDS WHEN I DRIVE SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN VODKA SMASH THROUGH THE DOOR 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE BEER WOAH-OH-OH THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES WOAH-OH-OH I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE (WOO) I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FORTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE' THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD MY FAITH IN BEER, MIND IN THE BEER, I'M 'BOUT TO HURL (YEAH) MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I HIT MY WIFE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH) AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH) AN ALCHOHOLIC, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FOURTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS) THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE (YEAH) I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FOURTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH) WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY) THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH) WOAH-OH-OH I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
68 views • 4 upvotes • Made by Texas.YeeHaw 10 months ago in MS_memer_group
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ShadowSkul_The_God_Of_Templates M
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Idk why I'm reading the lyrics in my head with the 1950' version of the song
Texas.YeeHaw
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this is the drunk version
ShadowSkul_The_God_Of_Templates M
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Okay now do the Texas version
Texas.YeeHaw
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if you follow me
ShadowSkul_The_God_Of_Templates M
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Hmmm, sure ig worth it
Texas.YeeHaw
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aight, prepare for racism
ShadowSkul_The_God_Of_Templates M
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LMOA
Texas.YeeHaw
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laughing my off ass
ShadowSkul_The_God_Of_Templates M
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Ofc laughing my off ass
Big d randy was here
Texas.YeeHaw
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tends to happen, he wants to touch everyone
ShadowSkul_The_God_Of_Templates M
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Last time he left a note.
Texas.YeeHaw
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racism mode almost comeplete
Texas.YeeHaw
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I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FOURTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD I'M OUT OF DIMES, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN THE WORST THEY KNOCKED ME OUT, BUT STILL, MY BEERS, THEY FIND MY DOOR I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO TO ABSOLUTELY NO LORE LIFE'S KINDA TIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE BAR WOAH-OH-OH THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES WOAH-OH-OH I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FOURTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD FROM THE BEER TO THE KEYS, TO THE CAR, TO THE TREE WHERE'S MY BEER? THAT'S MY BLING ALWAYS KIDS WHEN I DRIVE SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN VODKA SMASH THROUGH THE DOOR 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE BEER WOAH-OH-OH THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES WOAH-OH-OH I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE (WOO) I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FORTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE' THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD MY FAITH IN BEER, MIND IN THE BEER, I'M 'BOUT TO HURL (YEAH) MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I HIT MY WIFE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH) AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH) AN ALCHOHOLIC, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FOURTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS) THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE (YEAH) I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FOURTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH) WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY) THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH) WOAH-OH-OH I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES
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I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FOURTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD I'M OUT OF DIMES, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN THE WORST THEY KNOCKED ME OUT, BUT STILL, MY BEERS, THEY FIND MY DOOR I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO TO ABSOLUTELY NO LORE LIFE'S KINDA TIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE BAR WOAH-OH-OH THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES WOAH-OH-OH I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FOURTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD FROM THE BEER TO THE KEYS, TO THE CAR, TO THE TREE WHERE'S MY BEER? THAT'S MY BLING ALWAYS KIDS WHEN I DRIVE SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN VODKA SMASH THROUGH THE DOOR 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE BEER WOAH-OH-OH THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES WOAH-OH-OH I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE (WOO) I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FORTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE' THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD MY FAITH IN BEER, MIND IN THE BEER, I'M 'BOUT TO HURL (YEAH) MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I HIT MY WIFE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH) AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH) AN ALCHOHOLIC, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FOURTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD I'M AN ALCHOHOLIC, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS) THEY KNOW ME WHERE I BLOW, I DROVE IN AND THEY DOVE (YEAH) I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO LICE, I'M JUST STONED FOURTY-THREE SOMETHIN' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH) WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY) THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH) WOAH-OH-OH I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES