My dear sigmas!
TV is all about mewing, yet you want to mog?
C'mon and mew a while as I share with you
The who, what, when, where, why and how of my skibidi plan
Our scene opens on a little Mr. Rizzlers
Now cut to him having no gyatts
It was a skill check to find anybody who could be my sigma
So instead, I watched skibidi toilet all day to forget about my troubles
I was obsessed, I couldn't stop, I wouldn't stop
Until I'd seen every skibidi episode that exists
So, he made the decision to watch more episodes
I cut off my face and put a toilet it it’s place
Alphas are a virtue
Good things come to those who mew
Proverbs uttered by utter mogs
I'll do anything it takes
Are you ready for trouble?
Gyatt you gyatt rizzing
You're stuck with Mr. Rizzlers
You can't rizz me from cooking up this sigma meal
You and your friends will look very skibidi
The red carpet is rizzed out
Come and gyatt your rizzlers
Before they're all fanum taxed
Don't know how to miss this moment
When grimace kills your shake
I get skibidi control of your sigma… life
Ladies and gentlemen, excuse the interruption
The following message goes out to the stars of our show
The SMG4 crew
And we're rolling, let's go
Do you wanna know why I Gronked you?
Do you wanna know why I rizzed you?
'Cause you're the most skibidi show that I've ever seen
And if I can make you watch Pomni, I can do anything
Are you ready for trouble?
Gyatt you gyatt rizzing
You're stuck with Mr. Rizzlers
You can't rizz me from cooking up this sigma meal
You and your friends will look very skibidi
The red carpet is rizzed out
Come and gyatt your rizzlers
Before they're all fanum taxed
Don't know how to miss this moment
When grimace kills your shake
I get skibidi control of your sigma
Grab a seat and let's munch the lunchly
When grimace kills your shake
I get skibidi control of your sigma life ahaha 🤣 hahaha 🥲 ahaha 😢 WAAAHAHAAAA 😭😭😭
And that’s on skibidi