love

Here lies the gooman

oh no I'm talking about the Five alien beer thing

Ooooh

Here lies the human

she died as she lived

Beating people up

"YOU POISONED ME, YOU L
*dies as she is getting out of chair*

*thunk*

"miss you ok? You slipped???
Miss?????"

"I just gave her some water.."

"sheesh, what a drama queen"

*spits out brick*

brick cannon

Nails someone in the head

sure hope it's a gooman

*comedic bomb whistle*

*THUNK*

mild discomfort

Violent jiggle

I just realized if a gooman was in a high speed collision they'd need like medical specialists with snow scoopers to peel them off of the surface they hit

"So where's the victim?"

"There"

"And there"

"There too"

Victim: "hello"

Now I think that Atheria would just be gobsmacked by human stuff

"why haven't you eaten your apple"
"It's just so majestic"
"it's an apple"

Amazed by a grilled cheese

"what a revolutionary technique!"
"it's a cooked sandwich."

She sees a brick 😭

"What is THI-"
"cooked mud."

"Can I....eat it???"

*attempts to put brick in mouth*

"it's construction material, so no"

"Mmmf."

"stop"

😭

"oh my goodness hi so nice to meet you I never met a human lady bef-"
"F**K OFF AND DIE DO YOU HAVE ALCOHOL"

Atheria thinking all humans are kind (the only human she knows is Ethem)

five contracting cholera from the foreign plant fermented alcohol (her body recognizes it at a foreign object like when you drink water from another country)

Atheria's digestive system vs any proccessed food

"YOU EAT THIS STUFF???"

Modern human vs any Paradoc animal meat

Paradoc organism vs any cereal

Atheria: "Humans called these 'Froot Loops'? They look delicious! Maybe I'll have a tas-"

8 bathroom breaks later:

"give me your strongest drink!
Yeah, your STRONGEST!"
*cuts to casket lowering*