bruh, she's the fav child so she gonna get away with this

a bruse of mine scabbed and got itchy so i took the scab off and it bled. dont take scabs off. even if they are itchy.

noted

today i took off what was left and it was fine. so like a week and a half after it happens you should be fine if its an inch wide.

eh, I'll prolly just rip it off anyways

It'll be fine. Didn't hurt much when it bled.

In the late 2010s, that uesd to be a regular.
But not usually to that extent, though.

my sister is very violent

My littlest sister is also violent.
Twinsies?

y e s

Lucky me i dont have siblings

ur lucky

Give her the napkin speech.
In a set table which napking would you take, the tight one or the left one? If the table is set, you can take either one, but once anyone takes action, all others must follow. Thus, the world is divided between those who "react"
And those who "act"
Dojaaan

I hope it works
my legs hurt😭

if it doesn't just hit her because

it didn't work, welp, haymaker time

*Leaves to another universe*

toodles

bbye

[insert gay finger wave thingy]

(limp wristed)

real though

just tell her “we live in a world where those who let other people eat the last muffin are the strongest.”

I told her, not only did it not work but I'm pretty sure she's trying to hit me harder

make her some muffins then if she doesn’t stop

aight