E part 2

ur built like a cat with down syndrome

ur dad must be spiderman
bc he's far from home

my grandmas 22 yo oven can roast better than u

you look like a kinky catgirl

ur foreheads bigger than the great wall of china

Took your parents nine months to make an ugly ass joke, who spill out nothing but jokes too

"You're the sole reason why the average human attention span is worse than a goldfish"
"Bob Ross wouldn't even call you a happy accident"