just looking at this gives me a 10-inch boner

look who cropped of the part where I acknowledge this was going to happen

can you fap my 10-inch boner for me

well will you

que?

will you fap my 10-inch boner

no

I officially crown you king of having most comments screenshotted and put on cursedcomments

eh- but i have the most cursed

True

Good boy *kisses on forehead*

I'm not a dog and I'm not gay 😭

To bad I'm semi-bisexual *kisses aggressively*

AUUUGHHHHHH

*cums*

😭😭😭

I keep kids in my shed

Are you Nicki Minaj or smth

I would've, but that last part...

Can i?