To celebrate the return of imgRune, here's the theme of the new Spamton replacement!

Oooh
What are his lines?

like, in the song?

Well I mean what does he say in the game?

Ohhh ok
Hold on lemme write some quick dialogue

Okay!

"Remember, [kris replacement]! Two cheeseburgers a day is an essential part of a healthy diet!"
"Healthy? Who on earth told you that?"
"My manager! Managers don't lie, [kris replacement]! Especially my own! :D"
"I'm not putting that slop in my mouth."
"How about I twist your ankle 180 degrees, bastard?"
"uhm uhhh what i meant to say was...
I'd be HAPPY to try some of that!"

i haven't come up with a typing quirk for him yet, sadly (like how spamton speaks in brackets sometimes)

You got cheeseburgers in your gloves?!
…wait wrong game

But also in the song

here are the lyrics

"Hi there customer, Lian's the name!
Here to fix your order at the home of fun and games!
We were really boomin' back in the day...
But that's in the past, and we're here today.
It's me... Lian!
Since the years two thousand, I've always been seein'!
As in seein' to the day the naysayers get their prayers answered
Worship clowns and home invaders- Wanna buy some grub?"

I like those lyrics

thanks :D
instead of a washed up car salesman, he's a former worker at a famous fast food restaurant that closed down

I love that!

thanks! :D

his battle theme is done now :D

https://voca.ro/16x42506qKaj
Lian, the People Pleaser! (Lian meeting theme)