Will make a hazmat EOD suit and maybe some alternate poses

185: Hey.

Sam: aye, who are you?

185: My unit code is 185, and who are you?

Sam: Name's Sam, nice to meet you

185: Nice meeting you too.

Sam: so... wanna go bumper-karting?
*two identical red bumper karts would randomly pop up from the ground*

185: Oh, you think that's somethin? Check this shit out.

*185 pulls a laptop out of a laptop bag and begins typing on it. When he hits the 'Enter' key, two police vehicles appear behind him.*

Sam: eh, I just like bumper karts
*hops in one of the bumper karts*

*185 enters the unmanned one.*

*Sam would start driving off in his kart*

*185 would begin following Sam.*

*Sam just started spinning in circles*

*185 tries to drift the bumpercar.*

*Sam randomly tips over and starts standing on his head, still driving around somehow*

*185 keeps trying to drift the bumper car around.*

*Sam would start bugging out like a gmod prop, clipping into the floor*

185: Oh that ain't good.

Sam: *still bugging out like a gmod prop* eh, it's normal for these old bumper karts. Ain't meant for this plane of reality. Be warned, it might happen to you as well

*185 bails out.*

*the kart he dismounted randomly started bugging out like crazy, flying all around before being flung out of the ground super fast*

185: Oh fu-

*Sam got launched out of the ground a moderate distance straight up, but safely landed bottom first before dismounting*
Sam: man, I need to install the newest bumper karts... a few times bugging out is funny, but this is too much

185: I feel ya, Reddit Cam went through my Knox County OverWatch device and installed the most random shit on GMod, like f**kin minecraft fox mods.

Name: Samuel
Age: ???
Weight: 685 lbs
Height: 7 ft 2 in
Species: Humanoid Duck

Bio:
A very hefty fella, Samuel is a pretty chill one as well. A stoic guy, but you wouldn't want to get on his nerves. Armed with a one handed minigun and a sledgehammer. Armored with a heavy EOD-style suit. His left arm also appears significantly bulkier than his right. Reason for this being that it's actually a bionic replacement, further enhanced with nanomachines (MGR REFERENCE?!?!)

STANDING HERE I REALIZE THAT YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG, WHEN YOUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE AND IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

I carved my own path, you followed your wrath, but maybe we're both the saaame

The world has been turned, so many have burned but nobody is to BLAAMMEE

YET STARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND, I FEEL NEW LIFE WILL BE BORN BENEATH THE BLOOD-STAINED SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

BENEATH THE BLOOD STAINED SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD

At an unknown part of his life, he had a major accident attempting to defuse a bomb, costing him his left arm and nearly his life. By sheer luck, he managed to survive the accident, but was left without an arm. For a few days, he had to live like this, but was offered by [DATA EXPUNGED] one day to construct a bionic replacement as an experiment. Sam accepted the offer, and the experiment succeeded. His enhanced arm now grants him abilities he didn't have prior. The nanotech can form numerous items and enhancements, from arm attachments, to independent items

Fun fact: I made the left arm significantly larger and bionic enhanced on purpose because I couldn't get it to be the same size as the right, so I took the lazy route and made it different than the right arm