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near limitless shapeshifting

This can’t transform into luigi

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I can do anything

Whenever you do anything you transform into a furry

I can do anything
so I remove that side effect

You can’t undo anything

I undo that rule

You get cancer which is unundoable

I remove that rule and your ability to make rules

I just did

You can’t do anything (that’s the side effect)

you cant make rules anymore, remember?

Ability to change the past

You have to go to the past to change it and you can’t go back to present

Fair enough
Then I can go back to 2014 and kill the entire Mojang team so they can't update Minecraft anymore
Then I can play Minecraft how it was then, AND it will stay like that forever

the incredible gassy's power

brain cancer

making limitless supplies of food just by summoning them out of your hand

You can only spawn in olives

olives are shit man. best side effect ever

control peoples pain

You feel the pain too

BET~