he sounds like gary when he spoke in that one episode

That's really good, canon

he has met mario at one point

where does this mf work? the f**kin liberary of bable?

His self-given eternal deed is to archive everything ever done, as he deeply values history
The library represents the archive

"eternal deed is to archive everything ever done"
the 769 times one guy has jorked it:

More as in like everything put on the internet
He's based on the internet archive

his favorite book series is the Horus heresy

Why not
Canon

:D

:D

really dumb and slow because he runs off 30 year old hardware

Can't do the dumb part, but I can definitely make it so that he occasionally lags and crashes

the internet archive desecration in this universe was the destruction of many of his books/logs

Yes

the trolls (government) getting banned (shot) from the archive after seizing many articles (logged human beings)

Been hacked to yell out racial slurs