RP with Veldarus

Spark: Matt come on!
Matt: do I have to?

Veldarus: Interesting! I really do like you all! You all are a fine team.

Matt: Thanks.

Spark: Although the name needs work...

Matt: It's a perfectly fine name Spark.

Violet: So do you have more questions for us?

Veldarus: One... ANY OF YOU WANNA HAVE SOME FUN?!?!

Spark and Violet: Yeah!!!

Matt: Yeah...?

Mercury: *Thumbs up*

Eren: *sleeping*

*Veldarus gets off the stage*

Veldarus: FOLLOW ME! *he spins his cane*

*The gang follows while Matt carries Eren*

*Veldarus leads them all to the partying room, where its full of food, games, and a disco area*

Spark and Violet: *very excited*

Matt: Are there kebabs?

Veldarus: YES THERE ARE! *he summons in a kabab and gives it to Matt*

Matt: Okay now I'm hyped! Hell yeah!

Eren: *Wakes up* huh...?

Pride Demon: Yuara waru ourla togau? (Why shouldnt i, weakling?)

Spark: (In Hellian) Because we were invited here by the host himself. *holds up card*

Pride Demon: Uuta Iax Yuars. (So am i.)

Spark: (In Hellian) Oh. Good for you.

Matt: *has no idea what's happening*

Pride Demon: Iaga Ruala Dowa Yuas Wata! *shows off a pocket knife*

(How about i show you why i can be in front of you!)

Spark: (in Hellian) I literally said you could be in front of me. I just didn't want you to growl at my friend

Pride Demon: Uata Makla Duwah Kata. (Why dont you shut it, flesh bag?)

Spark: (In hellian) Okay.

Matt: *waiting for the line*

*The Pride Demon turns away*

Spark and Matt: *still waiting*

Veldarus: If ya want, you can ring em up with this! *he slips out a phone from his pocket*

Matt: *picks it up* Hello? Eren?

Eren: Wuh

Matt: Wanna go onto a talk show in hell?

Eren: Kay.

Veldarus: I will be sure to let my Bouncers let them in once they see them.

Eren: *Crashes in from the sky*

Spark: Holy-

Matt: yeah she tends to do that

Veldarus: WOAH! SOMEONE WITH SOME SKILLS TOO!

Matt: I mean I have abilities too. We call them awakenings tho

Eren: *Asleep*

Veldarus: Aww someones asleep? *he would spin his head to the Asleep Emotion Mask*

Matt: yeah she's been like this since the incident.

Spark: We can't wake her up for a while

Veldarus: Well, lets try something!

Matt: We have. Multiple times.

*he says shaking Eren, which leads to failure*

Veldarus: Wonderful! What part of the living world did you come from?

Matt: Uh... Good question

(I genuinely don't know where they live)

(Dang bro)

Veldarus: Its ok if you do not know! You can ask me questions too!

Matt: Uh... where did you come from?

Veldarus: Well.. *his head spins to a Unsure Emotion Mask*

Matt: Oh I guess that makes both of us

Spark: *Jumps in* What inspired you to make this show?

Veldarus: *his head spins to the Happy Emotion Mask* Ive made this show to give demons and other beings a chance to show themselves and stand out! I also give prizes in my other show, THE MASKED GAMESHOW!!

*a audio track of cheering would play*

Spark: Oh that sounds nice!

Matt: So are you gonna ask us something now?

Veldarus: Absolutely! *his head spins* Do you have other friends and could you invite them? I can give them all a free pass here and a VIP Pass along with you two!

Matt: Well there Eren and my wife Violet...

Spark: oh! Maybe sis can come!

Matt: Mercury? Yeah sure but she doesn't really talk

Spark: Well then I'll get her whiteboard.

*a few hours later and Matt and Spark are the next up*

Matt: FInally...

Spark: Yeah that took way long than I thought it would

Bouncer: Ula Hellian da English. (Hellian or English.)

Spark: English please.

Bouncer: Names.

Spark: Spark and Matt

*The Bouncer looks at a paper with its 4 red eyes*

Bouncer: You may come in.

Spark and Matt: *walk in*

*there would be two doors, one leading to the party room and another leading to the show*

Spark: I... I think we head to the show room first

Matt: Yeah that makes the most sense

*Veldarus would be seen in the Show room, on a stage saying jokes and personal stuff*

Spark and Matt: *Waiting in the corner*

*a few hours go by*

Veldarus: NOW... I WILL BE PICKING A LUCKY TABLE TO COME AT THE STAGE!

Spark: ...we should have sat on a table

Matt: Agreed

Veldarus: I CHOOSE... THOSE TWO! *he points to Spark and Matt while his head spins*

Matt: Oh okay that works out

Spark: Yeah I didn't expect that

*He says laughing a bit as they come up the stage*

Veldarus: Care to tell us a bit about yourselves? *he hands Spark the microphone stand*

*a bunch of demons from different rings would stare, intently*

Spark: I'm Spark! I'm the intelligence of the street crashers

Matt: And I'm Matt. I'm the leader.

Veldarus: What do you two enjoy the most?

Spark: Shopping... hanging out with my friends...

Matt: My wife and kid. And also kebabs.

Spark: Oh yeah that market has really good kebabs.

*a line would be at the entrance, with two Wrathian Bouncers checking in whos on the list*

Matt: Man... I hate lines.

Spark: We just have to wait

*a Pride Demon tries to cut in front of the two*

Matt: ...are you just gonna let him

Spark: Yeah why not. no rush.

Matt: YOU RUSHED ME HERE!!

Pride Demon: Guaja Teru Wakua Raha.

Matt: I'm sorry what.

(What language is this-)

(Its just Hellian, the language i made for my version of Hell)

Pride Demon: Cant understand anything. Typical flesh bag.

(Okay and how do I translate that? Since Spark would at least study the language in order to be here)

Matt: haha yeah I guess so

(I can give subtitles)

*The Pride Demon would give a scowl towards Matt and Spark*

Spark: (in Hellian) Excuse me, can you please not growl at my friend

Matt: ...You can speak it too?

*Veldarus turns off all the lights, which a steady disco beat starts playing from a stage*

Spark: *Can't hear shit because of his headphones*

The rest: Hm?

*a bunch of Envyians come from the stage, which they start rocking and singing, while their painted scales shimmer in the dark*

Veldarus: THE SHOW CONTINUES ON!

All except Eren and mercury: *cheering*

Eren: Matt where are we?

Matt: Hell

Eren: Oh yeah that makes sense

*Eren starts cheering with him*

*a few imps would walk around, serving drinks*

Matt: *Grabs a cola for Violet and Eren*

Eren: Whats this?

Matt: Cola

Eren: oh okay!

*They all cheer and drink*

Envyian Rockstar: 🎶May it shimmer, shimmer all the way, to the walls, to the skys, and beyond! 🎶

Veldarus: Ever tried pain?

Matt: Yes, actually.

Spark: She has subconscious regeneration so it doesn't work.

Veldarus: How about we... *Veldarus does some loud noises in Erens ear*

Eren: *Still sleeping*

Matt: She wakes up when she wants to. how about we resume the show?

Veldarus: Sure thing! Should we wait for your other friends?

Matt: Yeah Spark just called them.

Violet and Mercury: *run in*

Veldarus: WELCOME!

Mercury: *Seems annoyed by the loud sounds*

Violet: *Waving at the audience happily*

Veldarus: Care to tell us about yourselves?

Violet: I'm Violet! I'm the loving wife of Matt

*She hugs Matt tightly*

Mercury: *Holding whiteboard* I'm Mercury. I'm just sparks brother

SISTER*