HEY, WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT OF THE BOTTLE?
THIS IS DANGEROUS!
A LITTLE KID MIGHT COME ALONG AND THINK WE WERE CANDY!
AND THAT WOULD BE AWFUL, BECAUSE WE'RE MEDICINE!
HE MIGHT EVEN EAT US!
[MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY AND THE PILLS SING THE FOLLOWING SONG. NOTE THAT LYRICS IN PARENTHESES ARE ECHOED BY THE OTHER PILLS]
NO, NO, NO, NOOOOO!
THIS IS SERIOUS! (SERIOUS!)
WE COULD MAKE YOU DELIRIOUS! (DELIRIOUS!)
YOU SHOULD HAVE A HEALTHY FEAR OF US! (FEAR OF US!)
TOO MUCH OF US IS DANGEROUS!
NO, NO, NO, NOOOOO!
DOCTORS TELL THE PHARMACY (PHARMACY.)
TYPES OF PILLS THAT YOU WILL NEED (YOU WILL NEED.)
AND HE KNOWS THE HARM THAT WE CAN BE (WE CAN BE.)
IF WE'RE NOT TAKEN CAREFULLY!
OH, OH, OH, OOOOOH!
WE'RE NOT CANDY! (BELIEVE US!)
EVEN THOUGH WE LOOK SO FINE AND DANDY
WHEN YOU'RE SICK WE COME IN HANDY
BUT: WE'RE NOT CANDY!
OHHHH NO!
[STARTS TO HUG EACH OTHER]