RP.mp3

Paleo: Hey Blook. Try to reimaging the Classic Donkey Kong game, but with Pokemon.

*There's someone at the doors again*

Paleo: Oh who could that be now?

*Blook opens it and Kessho hides after seeing who it is*
Kessho: "No..."
Blook: "Huh?"
???: "Where's the Diancie?"

Paleo: Uhhhh...... no.... why you ask that?

Kirikabu: "That's a Pokemon hunter!"

Furnace: I got this!
*Uses Shadow Ball at the hunter*

*He sends out Garchomp*

Furnace: Oh shit

*Garchomp uses Earthquake but Blook remembers that he taught Melody how to sing fast and hands her a sheet with lyrics for a new song to try*

Melody: You sure this would work?

Mangosteen kicks the bodies into the grave Garchomp dug and Blook buries them*

Kage: Well, that takes care of them.

*The hunter tries to escape and springs a trap that inconveniently was added by Derp to potion Melody. It sprays her with the damn potion*

Melody: He's escaping!
Paleo: Wait! Hold on! That could be a trap.
Melody: Huh?

*Derp also comes up and drags the hunter down to Hell*

Melody: Oh.
Paleo: Well, he got away. But not for long.

???: "Damn pregnant potions... You got sprayed, girl."
*A guy looking like Blook swings down, hanging like a bat*
???: I'm Bluemoon Blook."

Melody: Wait what?
*She notices the liquid*
Melody: Oh.
Paleo: Ugh, why can't that dumb girl let nature take its course?

BMBlook: "She's annoying. Gladly she got squashed."

Melody: We're just about to be married, and I'm not even a wife yet.
Kage: Well, at least we know we can have a child together.

Worker 2: "The whole wedding venue is done."

Melody: Oh, well that was quick.
Paleo: Well you wanna do it later or now?

Blook: "It's an organized event, we can't do it right now!"

Paleo: That's what I just said, we can do now or later.
Kage: I don't think that's how it works.

Google: "Yeah, I'm siding with Kage for this one."

Paleo: Then how do they work again?

Google: "Do you really feel the need to have me search it?"

Kage: Do it for attention, just ignore him.
Paleo: No seriously, I might've forgotten how they work. It's been a long time since I've been in this universe. I do remember my cousin marrying a girlfriend he had back in my universe.

*phone appears*
phone: "i dislocated my ankular tentable"

Nagabiku: Where did you fall from?

Blook: "Oh hey phone"
phone: "hey blook- wait why is this place so different. and where's olly?"

Paleo: Olly? You mean the origami dude?

Blook: "They're officially out of EOI."

Paleo: Oh yeah. He used to be one of the main characters, and a mascot of this series. Now, he's back as either a cameo character or mentioned by me and Blook. Which we did.

Blook: "Say, where's the Bombermen? Did they get booted off somehow?"

Paleo: Oh yeah. Idk what happened to them, they been here for so long, they just went vanished or something?
Kage: Bombermen?
Paleo: You never heard of them?

*Kessho grabs Kingdra by the neck tightly*
Kessho: "Your body will not be recovered."
*She sends a diamond right through its skull*

Nagabiku: Oooooh. That was very deadly.

*She revives Garchomp but uses Charm on it to convince it to fight for her*

Furnace: Does that hunter ever give up?

Kessho: "Alright, you land shark! Dig a grave for this seahorse!"
*It uses Dig and makes Kingdra a grave*

Nagabiku: How did she?
Paleo: Charm. It convinces other pokemon to fight for the other.

Kessho: "Now hold still..."
*She makes a diamond*

Nagabiku: What is she doing?

Kessho: They won't find your body either... <3"
*She stabs the diamond through Garchomp's head too*
Kessho: "Now let's see... You want me, right? What do you find interesting about selling a pregnant Diancie to someone? The cash you'd make?"

Furnace: Is that what the hunters want you for? Money?

*Out comes a Gengar*

Kage: Huh, a Gengar?

*It tries to get to Kessho but here comes the second coming of the cudgel*

Nagabiku: Why does everything have to keep coming at her!?

*Oni cudgels the shit out of Gengar*

Furnace: Damn, she's beating the shit out of him.

*The hunter sends out a Kingdra too*

Furnace: Really? A sea horse?
Nagabiku: Not an average sea horse.

*He also sends out a Mismagius to distract Blook so Kingdra can attack Kessho*

Paleo: Oh shit, Blook is distracted!
*Kage uses Shadow Punch at Kingdra*

Blook: "It's the f**king fast part of Rap God, he's gonna get focused on you if you start rapping!"
Kirikabu: "I can do it!"
Kirikabu: "Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? Innovative and I'm made of rubber So that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me And it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherf**kin' audience A feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make elevator music"

Melody: Ok, I'll give it a go.
*Melody starts singing fast*

*The hunter hears this and immediately focuses on Kirikabu and Melody as Kessho uses Diamond Storm on the Garchomp*

Furnace: Wow. What a distraction there.

*Wake sees Garchomp attack Kessho and literally barely misses attacking it*

Kage: Hey, Land Shark!
*Kage uses Shadow Punch*

*Kessho is badly injured*
Blook: "Kessho!"
*Oni drops down with a custom Ice-type mask and smashes her cudgel into Garchomp's face*

Kage: Quick, get her to safety! We'll hold them off!

*Blook grabs Kessho as Frostwire does the finishing blow on Garchomp with an Ice Beam*

Kage: That'll take care of them.
Melody: Wow, who could've known I can sing that fast.