they are coming.

Based ahh

skibidi balls?

yes or yes?

or

Can you be found on sex.com/gay

no-

do you want to be a [[BIG SHOT]]?
well then give me your [[Delicious Kromer]] and you too can be a [[BIG SHOT]]
instead of living your [[4 dollar 99]] life, abandoned by your friends for the [[slime that you are]], and living in a GO***AMNED GARBAGE CAN!!

mayhaps

well, gimme gimme [[Delicious Kromer]]
* (you felt all your Kromer being absorbed...)
(wrong choice?)

*RUNS* YOULL NEVER TAKE MY KROMEEEEEEEEER

[Press F1 for] HELP

*RUNS* HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET BACK HERE [little sponge]
I NEED MORE [Delicious Kromer]
YOU WANT TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]] DONT YOU?

NEIN I THINK IM FINE *RUNNNG*

SO YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR [four dollar 99] LIFE
ABANDONED BY YOUR [friends] FOR THE [slime that you are]?
STILL LIVING IN A [GO***AMNED GARBAGE CAN]??

NO I'M PROBABLY GONNA MOVE BACK TO GERMANY

OH THATS EVEN WORSE
THATS WHERE THE [Racist Joke Blocked] LIVE

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY COUNTRY YOU SON OF A [[redacted]]

OH SHIT
Mike
Help me Mike

IM GONNA GO FULL GERMAN ON YOUR A[[redacted]]

WELL, NOWS THE TIME THAT I GO [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] MYSELF
GOODBYE
*disappears in the nearest garbage can*