My roommate ate my pizza leftovers so I tortured him by gluing his eyes open and making him listen to the ksi song on repeat for 60 hours
I bought a pizza and finished half of it, then put it in the fridge and went to sleep, tomorrow I was feeling hungry so I opened the fridge and my pizza was nowhere to be seen, so I went up to my roommate and knocked him out and injected him with ketamine, and then I glued his eyes open and when he woke up, he was glued to the wall and couldn't blink, and then I put the ksi song on a pair of Active Noise Cancelling headphones and put it on his head so he would hear nothing but the song I set to repeat, so for 60 hours straight all he could hear was "from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king 🗿🗿"
And that taught him to never steal my pizza again, and after that I was charged with torture and battery and was sentenced to prison
