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CHAT JERK IT WHEN YOU ARE ALONE AND IF YOU WANT TO  IT DOES NOT DO ANYTHING; DON'T LISTEN TO NEKO | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
67 views 1 upvote Made by myriameter 10 months ago in MS_memer_group
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It deflects the way you think about women, let's just say you have a wife, after watching porn, she just becomes an "object" to you and defeats the purpose of love.
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0 ups, 10mo,
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you can do it in your free time like it doesnt really matter....
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0 ups, 10mo
Mfs on the internet getting mad when people are having fun time with themselves
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0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
DON'T LISTEN TO NEKO GOON EVERYDAY
0 ups, 10mo
I dont like gooning
0 ups, 10mo,
2 replies
your name is literally sin
i ain't listenin to shit you say
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
You retard my name is originally sin(x) a math term you wouldn't know since you are 5
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1 reply
oh shit my bad man
I'm in a mood today lol
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1 reply
Yeah the retard mood
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
the preachy mood
I'm angry because our pastor
literally lied
about the bible
i'm PISSED
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
I mean the Bible is just mostly mythology, shit ton of destruction and some morals in the new testament, it's a pretty good book if we look at it from the story side of things
0 ups, 10mo,
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I just look at the morals
he lied about (well neglected to include parts of) Ephesians 5:22-27
he just did Ephesians 5:22-24
(context: 22-27 is Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands. Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish.
22-24 is Wives, be subject to your husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. As the church is subject to Christ, so let wives also be subject in everything to their husbands.)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
well guess what "blessed be the one seizes your infant down and smashes it's skull against the rock"

"If man lies with man as does with woman they shall surely be put to death"

"Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ"
0 ups, 10mo
yeah, there's some
questionable
scriptures
from the bible that was written about 2000 years abo
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who even are you dude
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