Kobolds have the loyalty of a golden retriever, the braincells of an orange cat and the personality of an autistic 5 year old. Don't let those little goobers out of your sight for even a millisecond!
Dragonborn: Ok, who thought it would be a good idea to let
the kobold run free?
Orc: It not me. I know he no good on own.
Elf: If it was me, he would be in the adoption center, not
running free somewhere. The kobold, still in the Dragonborns backpack:
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