IT'S BLACK, GET THE TASER

assphlat

pop tarts forgot how to make poptarts

I would eat that though

Who wouldn't

people with immature taste buds fr fr

STOP RESISTING

OFFICER I'M NOT
*BANG BANG BANG*

*Digs knee into black poptart’s throat* I SAID STOP RESISTING

*cough* AUGH LET ME GO I DID NOTHING WRONG

SIR YOU WERE WALKING OVER THE DARK LIMIT, NOW STOP RESISTING

*Sprays pepper spray, it faced backwards* AAAAAAAHHH-

*runs*

*Floats like I’m ascending*
Ah f**k

my brother and i watched an Unspeakable video and Nathan said "asphalt" and my brother was like "did he say 'asshole'?" and I was like:
"bitch, what? no, he said as-phault."

and I kept repeating that for this 8 yo to understand 😭🙏
lil vro ain't supposed to cuss, man.

He's using vocabulary locked to his level. Mods, ban him, he's abusing some exploits

you talking about my brother or me-?

your brother

But then there’s…
Assphlat

true.