Ya call yerself a sailor! Ya ain't even got a boat! I've never seen ya rig a jib or weigh an anchor! Haul a fore brace or somethin! Yer half legs an' ya ain't, I say, ya ain't got an ounce of sea in either of 'em! I bet you don't know your leewards from your edwards, or your starboards from your larboards- hey, stand up when I'm talkin' to ya