Surely I can't be the only one here that realizes the futility of hygiene in our modern world, right? Take wiping after chugging one out(what I call pooping) for example - it's useless. The average human being poops 1-6 times a day, which means that after every time you use the bathroom and wipe, you will inevitably go again within a day. Sure, you'll be clean for atleast a few hours, maybe even a day or two. At some point, however, you will go again and all your cleaning work will be erased by another stinker bomb. Sure, there'll be some smell, but that brings me my second point: smell, much like hygiene, is a social construct.
Similarly to wiping after excretion, showering is useless and, from a scientific perspective, actually harmful to humans. If everyone stopped wiping, showering, and following the other strange habits humans have developed over the years, then the standard of cleanliness would decrease and instead of the select few intellectual individuals that neglect these archaic rituals(such as myself) being shamed for our courage, we would be revered. At the moment, nearly everyone on Earth is expected to shower and to stay clean, so the human standard is that people are clean. If everyone was dirty, then dirty would become the new clean! Stench would become the new fragrant! Dirty bums would become the new clean bums!
If you look back through history, deodorent was only invented roughly two hundred years ago which, when speaking in the context of an Earth that's nearly six-thousand years old, was quite recent. It was only when the rich and powerful aristocrats of Britain and Spain began perfuming themselves that society developed a sense of smell. These people at the top of the social food-chain wanted a new way to put down the common man, so they created smell(and noses, of course). Those that could not afford deodorint, soap, or other "body-cleansing" materials were shunned from society and were considered worthless because of this new sense of smell. Unfortunately, I cannot report that we as a people have advanced much in this regard in the past few centuries, although there are some promising breakthroughs in some first-world countries like India and Africa. There, the people are not subject to these arbitrary, imaginary rules that confine them to having a certain odour. If only it was that way in America, our lives would improve significantly.
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