Me, a demiromantic ace: Hm. Might be kinda nice to fall in love... But if "The One For Me" DOES exist, you'd think they'd SHOW UP by now, right? My brain: Hah. Me: What is it? Brain: Nothing! Me: No, spit it out. Brain: Just thinking out loud here... but you realize... for that to happen... you'd have to make more friends... FIRST? Me: ... Brain: ... So? What do we think? Me: Yeah, no thanks. I’d rather stay home. Brain: See! I just knew you’d be like this.