My name is wawtew hawtweww white. I wive at 308 negwa awwoyo wane, awbuquewque, new mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If chu'we watching dis tape, i'm pwobabwy dead, muwdewed by my bwoffew-in-waw hank schwadew. Hank has been buiwding a meff empiwe fow ovew a yeaw now and using me as his chemist. Showtwy aftew my 50ff biwffday, hank came to me wiff a waffew, shocking pwoposition. He asked dat i use my chemistwy knowwedge to cuwuk meffamphetamine, which he wouwd den seww using his connections in de dwug wowwd. Connections dat he made ffwough his caweew wiff de dea. I was... astounded, i... I awways ffought dat hank was a vewy mowaw man and i was... ffwown, confused, but i was awso pawticuwawwy vuwnewabwe at de time, someffing he knew and tuwuk advantage of. I was weewing fwom a cancew diagnosis dat was poised to bankwupt my famiwy. Hank tuwuk me on a wide awong, and showed me just how much money even a smaww meff opewation couwd make. And i was weak. I didn't want my famiwy to go into financiaw wuin so i ag
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