The Moon is made of cheese.
Chocolate Milk comes from brown cows.
The Moon's dark crater cheese comes from brown cow cheese.
The Earth is expanding and hollow.
The Government is putting unused gasses like helium in the earth's core through holes.
The Earth is expanding from those gasses.
The Super Mario Galaxy is located directly opposite to the Milky's center from us, we are unable to see it.
Planet Fitness orbits the Raisin Bran Sun inside the Super Mario Galaxy.
Purple Argentina is erased from maps produced by the government.
The Government is controlled by PortABoi.