WHAT ARE THE FIVE PRECEPTS OF THE SOVIET INTELLIGENTSIA? DON’T THINK. IF YOU THINK, THEN DON’T SPEAK. IF YOU THINK AND SPEAK, THEN DON’T WRITE. IF YOU THINK, SPEAK, AND WRITE, THEN DON’T SIGN. IF YOU THINK, SPEAK, WRITE, AND SIGN, THEN DON’T BE SURPRISED.