Sans beats the shit out of The Noise in Smash Bros. CMC+

Noise:
noise is calling pick up phone
noise is calling pick up phone
noise is calling pick up phone
noise is calling pick up phone

Peppino: NOISE SHUT THE *taunt* UP!!!
*noise death sounds*

sans: lemme help ya with that. *f**king destroys Noise*

I can hear noises scream

Noise: GAAAAUAH!

Peppino: THAT'S FOR BREAKING PASTA IN FRONT OF-A ME, THEODORE-A NOISE!!!

sans: he did the same to my brotha. Papyrus in the distance: WHAT MONSTER WOULD COMMIT SUCH A CRIME?!

Cow Monster: *whispers "Skateboards"*

me: HOLY F**K HE'S SKATING!

It was a asdfmovie reference
Shirtless Guy #74: The orphans, they're all dead! What man would do this?
Real Man: skateboards

You have awakened my inner Pizza Tower fanboy