laughing my ass off rn trying not to wake up the house

Here's what I got from this image
1.Pissing while pissing feels great
2.Shitting while pissing feels bad
3.Farting willow pissing is uncomfortable
4.Pissing while shitting feels okay
5.Shitting while shitting feels good
6.Farting while surfing feels okay
7.Pissing while farting feels bad
8.Shitting while farting feels awful
9.Farting while farting feels good

Farting while surfing gotta be the most okay feeling in the world

"Sir, that fat green superhero is hanging ten"